Have you ever tried to clean a half naked five year old with one wet wipe in the middle of a car park because they are covered head to foot in cherry juice? We turned our back on him for five seconds in a fruit shop and discovered he knows how to read the words: TASTE FOR FREE. Yes, we were at Brogdale, stood in the shop tasting cherries and grinning like kids when this happened. We should have known better but at least we got to see Brogdale after we hosed down Little D and tied his hands together before letting him loose in the orchards.
You can view the entire photo album of Brogdale here minus a sticky five year old covered in cherry juice.